client logic

A breeding ground/ holding pen for social miscreants and people with assorted severe personality dissorders. It seems quite nice at first, but the longer you stay the worse it gets.

Similar to prison or some form of entrapment and torture scenario involving slow sedation and confined spaces.

by anon! March 4, 2005

Pussy/Clit Tickler

A mustache as worn by the Legends of Porn: John Holmes & Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is famous for his Pussy/Clit Tickler!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Clit Job

The female equivalent of a blow job, where a woman's clitoris is sucked into her lover's mouth, creating a vacuum that engorges it with blood. This may include back and forth motion, as well as action from the tongue.

Johnny slowly sucked Lisa's clit into his mouth, giving her a Clit Job that caused her to experience a shattering orgasm.

by sunnydave January 16, 2011

clit tapper

As close to the promised land as one can possibly get without reaching that warm and delicious apple pie.

My friend Zac is such a clit tapper.

by DamianFoye October 18, 2006

clit ripper

A man with buck teeth, or someone with braces

Look at the clit rippers on that one

by jokee November 8, 2007

Clit N' Slit

The female equivalent of Cock N' Balls, referring to the clitoris and vaginal opening combo.

He said: "Come on baby, don't you want my cock n ' balls?"

She said: "Not until you work this clit n' slit."

by Dachary December 8, 2007

clit dress

A very very short dress worn by a female. A dress so short it is said to nearly expose the clitoris

Kelly is wearing her clit dress again, she is such a slut.

by LogDog September 26, 2008