Brozempics

Culpious Casual sex with a Bro to loose weight. Ya know marathon fun fucks....

Bro if we fuck one more time Imma be hitting gold in the Brozempics. I've already lost ten pounds this week.

by BlakeGreyson October 26, 2025

Post-bridem depression

n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.

What's wrong with Jenny?
Oh she just has post-bridem depression

by Herpyderp88 June 12, 2011

Allen Brode

Amazingly complex. Very confusing. Someone who has life together and is going somewhere big.

A life saver. Someone who has litteraly saved lives.

Very talented. An understanding person who can practically read your mind. He knows just how to make you feel better.

"Wow that guy has to be Allen Brode."

by Herculaneum November 6, 2012

lillian Brodeur

The name given to somebody who can’t even stay in a relationship with the most perfect man on earth. She has deep rooted homosexuality that spawns from running in cross country. Her clothing choices are always worthy of a barbecue. Lillian Brodeur’s aren’t popular enough to win SGA elections by more than a few votes. Her ability to speak at a graduation ceremony is sub par, and writing a speech poses an even greater challenge. Her greatest achievement to date is making a video in middle school to cheat her way into becoming the freshmen class president and then proceeding to go downhill from there. Panera bread may be the only entity benefiting off of Lillian Brodeur’s existence, but then again, she leaves orders sitting to freeze while her friends wait for them. She has a strange resemblance to famed felon Heather Morse. She wants to have a marketing career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. During her time on the cross country team, she was referred to as the team Mom, which is evidently ironic, because no one in their right mind would impregnate that. She’s at least confident in her college, not so much in her relationship decisions. Pursued a Mexican that was shorter and less charming than her previous ex Prayton? Standards really were set high. About as high as her standards for making pancakes. Man, those were ass.

Avery: Yo Lillian Brodeur just posted on insta
Isaiah: Let me in on this barbecue.
Avery: For sure. Yo ass look like…

by Oamryn Clive July 29, 2021

jordan broderick

a dick head that fucks with his best friends exes and can seem to keep a gf

Person1 : You know jordan broderick?
Person2: yeah he’s such a fucking pussy!

by meeboop August 15, 2021

Gage Brodeur

Will always be down for sex no matter what sexuality.

Hey bro I’m feeling really horny rn, I could really be a Gage Brodeur

by GageHater33 August 30, 2021

Cameron Brodeur

Cameron Brodeur is the sweetest human alive. He's very humble and a very loving guy. Once you know him, i'm sure you'll fall in love with him. He's beautiful indside and outside.

Cameron Brodeur is the sweetest!

by @proudofcamb November 23, 2021