Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained

Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!

by _____Fleur November 23, 2009

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

Breath of Death

The Breath of Death (shortened to BoD) is used to describe someone with such unbearably pungent breath that, with one whiff of the stench, it may cause someone to enter a state of anaphylactic shock. It instantly repels anyone from the local vicinity, causing a mass evacuation within the area. Anyone who makes it out alive may develop Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which may induced seizures if the scent is smelt again. This means that it is the list of notorious conversation killers (something that stops people wanting to talk to you).

BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.

Damn, Mr Rock. You got the Breath of Death, blud. Take a breath mint, wasteman.

by CowboyMisterEg December 23, 2022

Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.

"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"

by An actual person July 12, 2017

Queef Breath

When your breath smells like a females dirty vagina.

"Dude... Please brush your teeth... You have terrible queef breath!!"

by Heyon July 11, 2016

Bowl Breath

The rancid stench that firms in a person's mouth after smoking weed (specifically a bowl or bong). It smells like a cross between cigarette breath and the terrible whiff of a NY sewer. It's especially worse when you're within close quarters of a person with bowl breath, whether its riding in a car or laying in bed 10 inches from your fucking face.

"Let me get a kiss goodnight, baby."

"Your bowl breath is so bad I literally want to punch you right now."

by klippel91 October 21, 2014

kebab breath

Another Saturday morning condition similar to pisshead's pocket in which one's mouth still reeks of left over kebab from the (Friday) night before.

that's serious case of kebab breath you have there honey

by Seanipops April 16, 2004