Brazilian Dojo

When one shoves 1 or more feet inside the vagina or anus of a woman.

Dude I just Brazilian dojo Vanessa, I even fit both feet in.
Wow dude she must’ve been loose

by lil_yvungnut June 12, 2018

Brazilian Servers

When you the server you are connected to in a video game has extremely high ping.

"What the hell man, why do I keep on skipping back and forth?"

"Nah dude, chill. It's because were on Brazilian Servers."

by Read For Virus June 17, 2018

Brazilian Shit Bomb

When you’re doing anal and the girl has diarrhea and splurges shit on you and then you throw up on her back is disgust

Drake and Kelsie were doing anal and she shit on my dick and I puked and it was a Brazilian Shit Bomb

by BigBluesGuy December 5, 2018

Brazilian Hot Pocket

When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!

I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.

by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019

Brazilian mile

A pubic landing strip that ends at the bottom lip.

The sexiest manscaping is every inch of the Brazilian mile.

by maybeimelias March 8, 2019

Brazilian Cock

Brazilians have one of the biggest cocks in the entire World, the Brazilian cock is 17,5cm long and 14,5cm thick (average).

Omg you're brazilian cock is so big

by Sub to pewds April 14, 2019

brazilian fires

n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.

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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.

Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.

I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.

Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.

by gnostic3 August 30, 2019