Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.
"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010
Get the Testosterone Boner mug.A state of being that one enters when he or she agrees with a politician's policies/ideals to an extreme extent.
by Gohn Smith September 6, 2012
Get the Politics Boner mug.Related Words
boxers
• boxer briefs
• boxer droppers
• boxer wiggle
• BoXeR*
• boxer biscuits
• boxer sauce
• Boxer Swap
• Boxer Tent
• boxerjob
Today I was offered a promotion at work. Totally walked out of the office with a raging success boner.
by Rrrrryyyyaaaaannnnnn May 28, 2012
Get the success boner mug.A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016
Get the Kenneth Boner mug.by Roby the Dangerous November 14, 2011
Get the Mads P Boner mug.“I read some quote from ze worst manager in ze history of ze Premier League, Frank de Boer. 7 matches, 7 defeats, 0 goals. He said it’s not good for Marcus Rashford to have a coach like me because the most important thing for me is to win. If he was coached by Frank, he would learn how to lose, because he lost every game.” -Jose Mourinho
by nama_jeff April 6, 2021
Get the Frank de Boer mug.Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022
Get the Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay mug.