Snorkel-Bating

The act of putting on a snorkel and watching yourself masturbate underwater

I totally caught Steve Snorkel-Bating in the community pool

by Big Lurch 75 January 27, 2011

beating off the clock

To beat the clock by masturbating.

Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.

by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010

Squaw Beating

Getting jumped by a bunch of Native American girls.

You should have seen the squaw beating at the bar last night. They beat the shit out of that white girl!

by jumpygunz June 1, 2010

devil is beating his wife

This expression is used to describe the weather when it is raining and sunny, also referred to as a "sunshower."

"Looks like the devil is beating his wife today," muttered the old coot as he felt the rain hit the back of his neck.

by MrFebtober June 11, 2006

Gang-bating

When three or more persons partake in the act of stroking their own sticks or flogging their own dolphins in a group until their jimmy's jiz.

When Tom and Dick were masturbating they felt lonely so they invited Harry and they all gang-bated. Pretty soon every Tom, Dick and Harry were gang-bating.

by Rocky Hollon May 13, 2005

Beating Buns

When you go out dancing and grind dance with someone from behind. The beating can be performed with your genitals and/or hands. A gentleman will always warm his hands up be rubbing them together before performing the spank.

Can also be abbreviated to "B-in B's"

Q: "What'd you do last night"
A: "We went to the club and were beating buns"

or

Q: "What were you doing out there?"
A: "Just B-ing B's"

or

Female: Damn I just want to go out tonight and get my buns beat.

by 3xMOP July 6, 2009

Beating your meat

Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star

John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha

by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018