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LeVar Blumpkin

A combination of a blumpkin and reverse blumpkin, where the person receiving the blowjob is also reading a book of minimal to moderate length.
Person 1: Yo, my girlfriend and I was doing the LeVar Blumpkin with "Atlas Shrugged" last night.

Person 2: Duuuude...

Person 1: Yeah, and then my roommate walked in to take a shit! He went so blind, he has to wear a visor now... But you don't have to take my word for it.
by Twink13 March 29, 2009
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inverted blumpkin

when a woman is taking a shit, a male goen in and puts his cock in her mouth and she performs oral sex on him.
My girl was taking a shit so I went in a shoved my cock in her mouth ans she gave me an inverted blumpkin
by Donnie May 21, 2004
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Blumpkin Patch

While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.
Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.
by Kompteck September 20, 2010
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cleveland blumpkin

when a male sits on anothers chest, and recieves oral sex while taking a shit
last night, my friend asked me if I wanted a cleveland blumpkin...I said 'why not'.
by B514 December 7, 2006
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blumpkin blast

The act of holding your partner upside down while shitting on the toilet, as they give you head and you finger blast their ass or vagina at the same precise moment.
I cant believe Tom Arnold could even hold Rosanne upside down, never mind stomach a blumpkin blast with her!
by Tony Petrarc October 29, 2010
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falafel blumpkin

A person of jewish origin enjoying a blumpkin whilst reading reading a copy of the economist.
"Oi gavalt, last week I got this amazing falafel blumpkin from your mother"
by Urban Dictionary September 7, 2007
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brother blumpkin

A blumpkin involving two men. Also called a brother blumpy.

Also see reverse blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, and reverse cunnilumpkin.
Ever since my butt hymen was broken, it's been much easier to execute the brother blumpkin with my buddies.
by Angry Hippie October 30, 2004
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