A combination of a blumpkin and reverse blumpkin, where the person receiving the blowjob is also reading a book of minimal to moderate length.
Person 1: Yo, my girlfriend and I was doing the LeVar Blumpkin with "Atlas Shrugged" last night.
Person 2: Duuuude...
Person 1: Yeah, and then my roommate walked in to take a shit! He went so blind, he has to wear a visor now... But you don't have to take my word for it.
Person 2: Duuuude...
Person 1: Yeah, and then my roommate walked in to take a shit! He went so blind, he has to wear a visor now... But you don't have to take my word for it.
by Twink13 March 29, 2009
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My girl was taking a shit so I went in a shoved my cock in her mouth ans she gave me an inverted blumpkin
by Donnie May 21, 2004
Get the inverted blumpkin mug.While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.
Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.
by Kompteck September 20, 2010
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Get the cleveland blumpkin mug.The act of holding your partner upside down while shitting on the toilet, as they give you head and you finger blast their ass or vagina at the same precise moment.
I cant believe Tom Arnold could even hold Rosanne upside down, never mind stomach a blumpkin blast with her!
by Tony Petrarc October 29, 2010
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Get the falafel blumpkin mug.A blumpkin involving two men. Also called a brother blumpy.
Also see reverse blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, and reverse cunnilumpkin.
Also see reverse blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, and reverse cunnilumpkin.
Ever since my butt hymen was broken, it's been much easier to execute the brother blumpkin with my buddies.
by Angry Hippie October 30, 2004
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