Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

Blumpkin Messiah by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020

blumpkin queen 

known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s

Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?

yeah dawg i do why wassup?

she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood

i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band

blumpkin queen by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020

Blumpkin Pie 

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

Blumpkin Pie by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

blumpkin bump 

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.

I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump

blumpkin bump by Moose Twat March 28, 2021

Blumpkin Spice 

Fall time seasonal Blumpkin flavored spices available in most bathrooms.

Alexis was excited to get a Blumpkin spice latte in the fall.

Blumpkin Spice by CharlieRomeo August 24, 2021

Blumpkin Aioli 

A dressing/ condiment, usually handcrafted, from the products that result from a finished blumpkin. Popular in Greek/ American cuisine

Alexis wanted a salami sandwich with blumpkin aioli.

Blumpkin Aioli by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

Blumpkin Cream Pie 

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

Blumpkin Cream Pie by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021