blomph

A deflated expression of sadness.

COVID canceled my travel plans. Blomph.

by Edgemonk November 19, 2020

blompers

literal sexiest man alive omg omg not my username omg rawr rawr

how is he so
yes, blompers

by FloeThePoet January 29, 2022

BLOMPY

A fleshy lump that hangs off of your fleshy parts eg. Titties, Nadsack, Chocolate Starfish, Beef Curtains.

Oh my God, my Nan's seriously scared the kids, she's flopped her blompys out again!!

by DreddyBrek November 15, 2025

BLOMPY

A fleshy lump that hangs off of your fleshy parts eg. Titties, Nadsack, Chocolate Starfish, Beef Curtains.

Nan's seriously scared the kids, she's flopped her blompys out again!!

by DreddyBrek November 15, 2025

blomunda cheese

The substance found on the underside of the tits usually after profuse sweating, or after normal hygene activities have been halted for an extended amount of time. It is commonly slightly viscuous with a distinguishing stench.

Usually found on women with massive dd or larger breast.

Damn, that bitch has some serious blomunda cheese !

by Silk Brah March 20, 2008

bloempie

getting your knob polished while you are sitting on the crapper.

my wife was kind enough to give me a bloempie before work. we were pushed for time.

by NaughtyByN8ure September 14, 2009

Blimpin' low

Since "Blimpin'" means getting high, "Blimpin' low" means one of two things:
1. Relaxing without the use of drugs (usually used around those getting high)

2.Coming off of your high.

"Want some pot?"

"Nah, I'm blimpin' low today."

by ZDF Fawkes November 29, 2009