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Blonde Ranger

A drink made of two parts cream soda mixed with one part Jack Daniels served over ice. It was created in 2020 by a female, blonde, Park Ranger named Melissa.
It’s Christmas and I’m at Everglades National Park. I think I’ll have a blonde ranger.
by Ben Doverplease December 6, 2020
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montana blondes

A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes
I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want

Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde

I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep
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Blonde

Blonde is a light golden hair color ranging anywhere from platinum to caramel.There is no such thing as a dirty blonde, there just brunettes trying to pass themselves off as blondes, and brunettes who dye their hair blonde shouldn't be telling people they're blonde when they're BROWN roots are showing.
Being blonde doesn't mean your stupid or less intelligent than brunettes or redheads. I'm a blonde and my IQ is 136 average is 85! That stereotype comes from people like Marylin Monroe and Jessica Simpson.
The main reason blondes are considered more attractive is the human eye is drawn more to the light color of blonde hair than the dark color of a brunette.
Blonde is actually an endangered hair color. Only 1 in every 20 women is a natural blonde and only 1 in every 45 men is a natural blonde. This is due to blonde being a ressive trait. Brunette is a dominate trait. Its practically impossible for 2 brunettes who had brunette parents to have blonde children.
Just because someone is blonde it does'nt mean they're a hooker or sluty or easy. Hair color really does'nt really judge that. That just comes from stupid blondes who act all prissy and dumb because they think it's cute, and most guys do think it's cute.
Every hair color is speacial and unique in it's own way and they can all have fun.
- Just because some blondes are sluty disty and blonde does'nt mean we all are -
by Devonna August 31, 2005
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Blonde Day

Those days when everything goes wrong and its your own fault because of stupid things you do.
I wrecked my car because I was texting, lost my job because I was late, and I just walked into a plate glass window and broke my nose. I'm definitley having a blonde day.
by grin900 July 17, 2009
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Blonde

1) A certain colour of hair

2) A stereotype- taken as either an insult or compliment- Positive and Negative ways:

Negative (said by non-blondes): meaning a highly unintelligent, hyperactive, annoying, loud, generally self-loving and arrogant 'person'.

Positive (usually said by themselves, sometimes with regular spelling and/or grammer errors): More intelligent than non-blondes, More sexy than non-blondes, Bigger breasts (if female) than non-blondes, more of a fun life than non-blondes, generally better people than non-blondes.

Although obviously I myself am a non-blonde and have prejudice towards them, that dosen't change the fact that:
both ways are wrong. It's just a hair colour, it dosen't make anyone more or less intelligent, more or less 'sexy', have smaller or bigger breasts, or anything. Indeed many people may find 'blondes' more attractive, but that's just their taste- i myself do not.
"Im blonde wich means im more sexy than u and have got bigger boobs 2 and am more inteligant than u"
"No, it just means you have blonde hair. The fact that you think it makes you those things is what makes you stupid"

"hahaha a blonde she looks so thick"
"Actually i know her- she's quite intelligent"

"ur blonde, ur sexy, u have big boobs i bet, can i c them ;)"
"um... who do you think i am? not a chance!, f**k off!"
by Sevannah August 11, 2004
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blondelexia

Suffering a blond moment to the Nth Degree.
(also bblexia: bleach blondelexia)
Scott could have slapped himself over his blondelexia about what happened.
by scott mccowan July 29, 2007
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