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breathing blanket

A living breathing human being one shares a bed with; often a lover, who provides warmth in bed with hugs and cuddles, even in the absence of an actual blanket or duvet.
Agie: I had a cold sleepless night, Robert didn't come home.
Kate: oh, I'm so sorry, no breathing blanket to keep you warm...
by Njoff February 5, 2014
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Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task
"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"
by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019
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Breathing While Black

In too many instances in America, a crime punishable by death.
In the eyes of Derek Chauvin, George Floyd's crime was Breathing While Black. As Chauvin suffocated Floyd for more than nine minutes, ending his life, Floyd's last words were "I can't breathe", a phrase which became a rallying cry for justice.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2021
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Breathing heavy

Shes playing with herself
“Oh she was playing with herself on facetime because she was breathing heavy”
by Dtf445 August 20, 2021
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Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.
Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!
by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018
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Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap
I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.
by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009
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a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"
"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"
by Anonymous December 12, 2006
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