Carpet Bagger

A straight woman who for the sake of superiority declares herself a lesbian.

"Yeah, she claims she's fucking Dixie, but we know she's just a carpet Bagger."

by beetsmee January 25, 2013

bagger

a fart trapped in a sleeping bag, or under blankets

Oh man that was a nasty bagger!

by marsie November 11, 2006

buggery

Something one says when faced with something one does not like. Also see boredom and crap.

"Buggery! I have to tidy my room."

by dashboard_confessional July 16, 2008

Penchant for Buggery

Taken from the wise words of D Evil himself.

Means you're gay.

"I hear you have penchant for buggery?"

"No, I am not Gay"

by Crawf21 December 15, 2011

broomstick buggery

Not a form of torture, only a mild form of abuse, according to the US military. Considered a way of "softening up" prisoners of war for interrogation.

Rush Limbaugh describes it as "letting off steam" and says soldiers have a right to do it.

Republican twats want to ban gay sex but think forced rape with broomsticks is OK as long as the victims are Iraqis. Fuck these Nazis.

by annoyed anarchist May 9, 2004

Buggerypoo

When one must use a word to exhibit their displeasure from an action.

Oh buggerypoo, i dropped my foetus!

by James "Buttmonkey III" Barlow April 14, 2005

damn buggery

when something goes wrong; not working out

damn buggery, i just dropped my beer

lady1:are you out this weekend?
lady2:nah I can't afford it
lady1:damn buggery, what am i gunna do then?

by furryfairy September 12, 2005