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business class

adj. Fucking awesome; connotes a general high value appreciable to many and attained by few.
by Ali B indahouse May 5, 2007
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Business Casual

When a woman receives a lovely, fully bare bikini wax that appears great at first, but upon closer inspection one finds out -- to their horror -- that the wax has not touched her butt-hole at all...which remains hairy as hell.
I was so excited when my girl told me she got a bikini wax, but as I got up in her business I was horrified to see that her beautifully bare snatch led to a horrible pot of gold that resembled an old man's eyebrows. I realized my girl did not get a full wax at all, she was just going business casual. Bitch.
by Timmy the Greeks July 8, 2010
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Business Plaisual

The type of attire worn by American aid workers in post-Soviet countries that sneakily passes plaid (and often wool-based) clothing off as business casual attire in their professional workplace, often reinforcing one of two facts: a) all Americans are cowboys, or b) all Americans are, in fact, Canadians.
Female Volunteer: What's with the plaid shirt? Aren't we supposed to wear business casual when we go to work?
Male Volunteer: Correction, I am supposed to wear business plaisual to the office.
All Other Male Volunteers: Awesome!
by justanotherkamavor November 29, 2011
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Business Deal

When two or more people get together for sexual relations and rub their business all up in someone else's deal.
Sebastian asked Monica if he could rub his business in her deal and Monica said, "now that's a Business Deal that I can wrap myself around."
by SideHatchStudios February 15, 2018
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Business Analyst

Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email
Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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business major

A wage slave. A person with developmental delay who has never watched the film Officespace. Inferior to the liberal arts and STEM. A set of degrees so terrible that they make a philosophy degree seem more reasonable by comparison.

Usually this field is a 8 week office course in a trade school, but unlike it's counterpart, there are no connections unless in the Ivy Leagues making it impossible to get an entry level job.

If one is taking this degree and is one of the students that have no clue what they are doing in life, consider convincing the student to stay far away from this degree as possible. Remind them to drop out and go to a 2 year CC while admissions are open to get him/her to major in the right field.
"Why is he eating the bugs now? Where is his soy latte?"

"My business major is more practical than an art degree and I am going to get my CPA. Look at these famous investment bankers and rich people, they all major in business fields like econ and business. You see these are the Js that control the world."

"Investment bankers make jack compared to the oil tycoon, and real majors that provide for the economy. Those degrees you mentioned are held by boomer bosses who will never retire. Think about how many people sacrifice their time to do long labs in real fields. While you dudebros can't live in the real world."

"NOOOO I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE MONEY!!!"

Bangs head on the wall.
by billy4truth July 8, 2021
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Business Owner

An occupation description to throw others of your trail as a failure or as a distributor of illegal substances.
While filling out a personal add, Will described himself as a business owner instead of drug dealer.
by Tha Producer April 15, 2008
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