Kelp Burger

(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.

I know man, and I paid for it this morning by taking a nasty kelp burger.

by The Amazing String-Beany December 8, 2010

The Burger Kings

The instantaneous diarrhea one gets upon consuming fast food, in particular an item from Burger King.

I was running late for work and had to grab a Whopper to go. Now I am late for work because I have been striken with "the burger kings".

by whodafuckizyoo November 15, 2011

fur burger

Slang for the female pubic region, usually in relation to cunnilingus.

Roscoe had to hit the Listerine after a particularly long bout of munching his girlfriend's fur burger.

by Seymour August 9, 2002

Burger Town

The best fuckin Modern Warfare 2 boosting spot great for getting tactical nukes (25 kill streak) not legit so you can pis people off and have fun like fags

*I recommend singing the final countdown song when you call it in*
You always should have a silenced gun with
Perk 1-Scavenger Pro
Perk 2-Cold Blooded
Perk 3-Ninja Pro
**Most IMPORTANT have a TACTICAL INSERTION on**

Hey lets go boost at "Burger Town" buddy!!!!!!!!

by MW2 pwnr December 4, 2009

lady burger

A tasty term for a woman's genitals.

1. I can't wait to have a munch on her lady burger.
2. She has a fine tasting lady burger.

by nurseblade September 25, 2006

Unicorn Burger

The act of placing ones horn betwixt two baps.

Tanya's tits would make an awesome Unicorn Burger.

by Jane Amplebosom July 7, 2010

In and Out Burger

Best. Hamburgers. Ever.

In and Out is a Califonria staple. Simple menu of hamburger, cheeseburger, shakes, drinks,and fries. Everything is made fresh by local teenagers in matching outfits. Popular high school hangout.Regulars know to order a grilled cheese if you're a vegitarian, a bun-less burger if you're on a diet, and animal style fries if you're really hungry.
Also has a snappy song to go with it:
"In-and-Out, it's what a hamburgers all about!"

Could we run down to In and Out burger, I've been craving it for days now!

by Boo_Radley October 13, 2006