beta test

The last stage of testing for a computer product prior to commercial release. Beta testers are usually real users who are offered a free down load or product to try out and are asked for feedback.

George, "Hey, Where did you find this new app on your phone and how can I get it?"

Sara, "Sorry, babe, it's a beta test and not available yet".

by Noopyhi November 10, 2013

Beltage

To have sex with. Engage in intercourse. Make sweet love.

My balls are blue from the lack of beltage.

Fergal gave me good beltage last night.

by Beltage April 19, 2019

Beta testing

The act of having sex with someone under the age of 16 and over 11

Derek was indulging in beta testing last week, we should report him to the authorities!

by 69cooldad420 May 21, 2019

Betablocker

A beta type male who will block people on social media rather than engage in banter/discussion when offended

Brendon was clearly a beta male who was socially deficient, whenever he felt offended or emasculated on Facebook he would block the poster rather than enter into a discussion he was a typical betablocker

by Fozzie's Bear May 10, 2021

beta gay

In reference to a gay couple, the beta is the non dominant partner, aka the bitch.

Also can be in reference to something extremely lame.

Poncho went to jail and became Bubba's beta gay.

That party sucked, it was totally beta gay.

by aussiecak July 13, 2009

Beta

Traits of provision: either providing resources or validation to others, women (and perhaps men). Beta traits display low value to women if they are are put on too strong or too early in meeting- giving without equity. Beta can be used to describe individual behaviors, as well as people who have an overwhelming amount of beta properties (opposed to alpha).

"Billy is a real man for marrying Stacy and being step-father to her kids. He is a kind, dependable, comforting, wealthy, faithful, intelligent feminist ally, and a great father/husband who breaks his back working 60 hour weeks to financially support his family. So why did Stacy dead-bedroom him for years while cheating on him with Chad, then divorce him and take all of his assets?"

"Because he is socially awkward, has a small dick, looks like Danny DeVito, and was a virgin when they got married. The thought of giving him any more opportunities to pass on his inferior genes subconsciously repulses her, and she loathes him for making her feel that way. Now he is stuck having to pay alimony and child support for the rest of his life. He is hopelessly beta."

by Unplugged Red Piller April 1, 2019

beta male rage

A 16-40 year old underachieving male, using religion or other antisocial ideology to rationalize a nihilistic/anarchic desire to overturn the existing power structure (typical of low-status males throughout human history who's only means for increasing status was through violent revolution - eg jihadists and other brands of wanna-be aristocrats be they green, communist or fascist).

In polygamy practicing regions of the world (historically everywhere except western civilization) high status males monopolizing most of the women leads to unending cycles of beta male rage. When the society is militarily strong the rage can be directed outward through conquering new areas, raping their women, and taking them as wives, etc. However when the society is militarily weak beta male rage comes in the form of internal unrest, lack of social cohesion, civil wars, etc. The modern western world having removed the civilizing restraints on sexuality (marriage and monogamy) since the sexual revolution onward has seen social breakdown equal to polygamous societies with a major rise in mass casualties attacks by disgruntled single males. However unlike previous eras or other parts of the world internet pornography and video games has kept the worst at bay.

How come women, married men, or alpha males, never carry out mass shootings? Because it's beta male rage!

by LooksMoneyStatus April 16, 2013