bastard flaps

The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.

"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."

"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"

by smokythebandit June 1, 2014

Bashaar

A normal person who is a lot smarter tha the person who is reading this

Guy 1: You must be smart reading the urban dictionary

Guy 2: Not as smart as Bashaar.

by AGuy193 May 15, 2018

basher-x-boys

Wow Basher really likes his boys he wants to bum them all.

Oh look at Basher he really likes his boys

Basher-x-boys

by SkemsTrapHouse May 14, 2020

Poor Bastard Society

A group of men whose lives are made miserable by work/chores and decisions forced upon them by their wives.

After Matt's wife picked out his clothing for the day she "suggested" that he go clean the pool before accompanying her to shop for shoes. Matt wondered if there was a local meeting of the Poor Bastard Society this evening at the country club bar.

by Vivalicious January 4, 2010

tree bastard

A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.

Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things

by the magican November 3, 2011

Pommie-basher

Pronunciation: /ˈpɒmibaʃə/
noun
1. An epithet bestowed by the British, used for Australian sportspeople who take particular pride in achieving victory over English rivals.
2. An Australian who participates in good-natured ribbing of the English.

You know things are not quite right Down Under when Jeff Thomson, Pommie-basher-in-chief, starts talking up England's chances.

--Will Hawkes, 'Ashes Diary: Pommie-basher-in-chief turns on 'shambolic' home attack', The Independent, 03/12/2010.

by PeacockWhite November 18, 2013

Snide Bastard

Someone with the morals of an alley cat! Lower than a snakes belly! Just a general sly shit!

I can't believe you did that?! You snide bastard!

by TJ98 August 1, 2015