mega overlord of hyper autism

The man with the most hyper autism.

Man, he rode a bike into he moving car! HE'S THE MEGA OVERLORD OF HYPER AUTISM

by Mega Overlord of Hyper Autism November 30, 2017

half-rack autism

Alcoholism. Commonly and derisively used against an antisocial, asinine dumbshit who can't keep his mouth shut or instigates fights because "it's the alcohol talking". He often uses the term "weaponized autism" on others and thinks he has an excuse for his behavior, whereas people born with autism actually do have an excuse.

Dave: "Are you as sick of Carl as I am?"
Mark: "Yeah, he keeps going on about 'weaponized autism'. Hypocrite...he's got half-rack autism bad. He can fix that but won't. People with autism have an excuse, he doesn't. He needs to man up for once."
Dave: "Got that right."

by Hinkel August 11, 2019

bag of autism

Fat, ugly, whore monkey that sucks lots of dick because he has none. He likes to drink horse cum out of a tolit because he get bored of sucking elephant balls. He put his own balls in a blender. He likes to drink shit from his boy friends ass hole. He drinks his boy friends pee and other people's piss as well. While he sits in a pile a of shit from his own parents, while he licks his boy friends balls. This person has no such life that any scientists have found in history.

"Wow that guy is a dick"
"He must be a bag of autism"

by Best bitch in the world June 3, 2016

what in the autism

When someone is being so stupid they resemble someone who is autistic.

The sun is a planet and the earth is flat. What in the autism are you talking about?

by Jdnz105 April 23, 2019

weaponized autism

Something only a sufferer of "half-rack autism" (alcoholic) would say. People who are born with autism have an excuse; people suffering from half-rack autism have no excuse at all.

Dave: "Hey, Carl! What's with that flamefest on the Hyundai forum you go to?"
Carl: (as he cracks open his 11th beer of the night) "I'unno, some weaponized autism shit."
Dave: (shakes head) "Says the dumbass whose autism comes from a can...or twelve of them. Dude, that's bullshit, grow up."

by Hinkel August 11, 2019

top tier autism

Someone from Texas who has no sense of his actions.

It is highly likely he has top tier autism.

by The Linesman May 13, 2018

cup of autism

What you get when you fill a cup with an autists ass sweat.

I used to have a will to live, till i got a cup of autism.

by FOLLOWTHETRAINCJ!! April 4, 2017