Ashlee

Someone who is not nice and has a very large rack. She is not caring and she is a pedofile

Omg look at her tits it’s ashlee

by Penisboicker November 27, 2018

asspee

what you get when you don't cyber (smelly, sticky, gross - yet fun)

pezz and skroo were cybering and thus did not transfer asspee

by blackwave September 23, 2003

Ashlee

A girl who claims to be completely straight but looks and acts like a dyke. Makes sexual adavances on hot girls but then goes home and fucks her boyfriend. Usually ugly and lacks personality. Doesn’t know about style, dresses like a young child. Weird discoloration in the facial region. Acts like the shit but actually smells like it. Overall horrible inbred human being. Most likely a spawn of Sourhern Incest .

Why Ashlee claim to be straight when we all know she an ugly ass dyke.

by Southern Christian User/Abuser June 22, 2018

Asleepway

The act of sleeping at one's desk at work while sitting upright in a chair. Usually accompanied by random bobbing of the head as the "worker" falls in and out of sleep.

Question: Hey, did Jeff make it to work today? He was drinking bidis last night and was a complete drunkfunk when he left the bar.

Answer: Yeah, I thought his neck was broken but then I realized he was pulling an asleepway.

by ovjaybee September 20, 2011

Ashlee

Ashlee is a girl who seems like a sweet, fun, and awesome girl. But after you get to no her you come to the realization that she is nothing but a backstabbing bitch. Most people don't want to be friends with her because she is a little bit on the ugly side. Very little people like to be around her because they're scared that she'll try to do things to them, Ashlee is a dirty lesbian hoe. She is an evil angel because at first she's all sweet but then she traps you and then feeds off of drama. She likes to say that she's allergic to drama but she always starts it. She's a drama starter Sometimes people may make fun of her because her whole family is gay.

Ashlee:" Can we just stop the drama? It's so annoying"

*2 days later*

Ashlee: "Time to start a new argument over something stupid! Yay!!!"

by Jessicadime101 June 6, 2017

Ashleed

If a person is fully obsessed with Ashlee Simpson.
An Ashlee Simpson obsession.
To love Ashlee Simpson more than anything else in the world.

Holy shit, you are so Ashleed!
That Ashleed kid broke into Ashlee Simpson's house and stole her underwear!

by bitch slut psycho babe June 12, 2007

assleach

A person who loves to suck ass.

Elvis was an assleach. He just loved the taste and couldn't get enough.

by Turtledude October 19, 2008