asshole

- A noun used to describe bastards.

Noel is an asshole.

by iknowyouseeme007 January 27, 2014

asshole

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.

Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014

Asshole

That guy who didn't use his turning signal.

You: Don't. No. Don't!

Them: "cuts in your lane"

You: Oh! Awesome, nice blinker asshole!

by TheRingOfAll February 8, 2014

Asshole

A guy who is rude, careless and a dick.

Ben is such an asshole

by Simplyrdx October 24, 2014

asshole

1 Your current boss
2 Some guy that goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, see Jerk

Mark: Do you see that guy in the yellow shirt Joe?
Joe: Yeah?
Mark: He just goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl.
Joe:WOW what an asshole.

by Wick Wack IV May 7, 2015

asshole

1. Someone who used to be your good friend but then befriended some jerks and became one himself.

2. The jerk mentioned above makes fun of you and ruins your reputation.

3. Your whole high school.

"what an asshole"

by 2k15sucks June 23, 2015

Asshole

A boyfriend who made his very nice, beautiful, and sexy girlfriend cry for his selfish reasons

Brennen is such and asshole (girlfriend in tears)

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