2 definitions by Yossarian237

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.
Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.
by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014
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Any creature whose only purpose seems to be indiscriminately shitting on everything. Just eating and shitting, this creature serves no purpose other than to breed more shitbirds who will eat out your substance and shit on you in thanks.

Unless the shitbird has attained human rights protection - Destroy on sight. As well, build shitbird-proof barriers around yourself and avoid flocks of shitbirds. Good day!
by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014
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