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A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.
Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.
by KokiHiro January 24, 2023
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hot approach

noun. the act of running to the toilet due to an imminent and/or urgent bowel movement, likely due to explosive diarrhea . Usually feces escapes as your buttocks hits the toilet seat.

noun. when an airplane comes in for a landing with some form of crippling technical malfunction.
After eating Taco Bell and drinking beer, I arrived home just in time to make a hot approach.

The 747 is coming in on a hot approach as the in-flight collision with birds damaged all but one engine.
by Dyrty Hyrry November 6, 2009
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Blacksmith's Apron

An overabundance of pubic hair. Usualy covering a majority of the frontal pelvis. Very popular in the 1940's but falling from favor in the 90's.
That Demi Moore realy has a nice Blacksmith's apron.
by saltlick April 11, 2011
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apprentice

beginner; novice; one new to an art, often under the tutelage of at least an artisan and sometimes master, though more directly directed by a journeyman.
"And so it was, after being told of the long and glorious history of lavaliering I set out to become an apprentice, listening to artisans and masters speak of those techniques which might further me in my quest to become an LL master myself."
by Elric21 July 31, 2012
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Apron boi

Destined to be wif Jarienne :D
Whenever Jarienne’s in trouble, apron boi would always be there :D
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leprechaun approach

Also known as the Leprechaun Offensive, this is when a short man, dressed similarly to a leprechaun, will stare at you from across the room without saying a word. His icy cold stare will send stalker chills down your spine. He will then approach you, corner you, and stare at you from in close. When you try to escape, he will block you.

He lives in places like Staten Island, New Jersey, and Long Island.
Oh shit, look at that ginger, he is using the Leprechaun Approach on Linda.
by The Hunnington Hog July 17, 2009
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Buckshot Approach

1)Rifling off compliment after compliment to a girl until one works.
2)Hitting on every girl and giving out your number until it finally works.
E: Don't you ever get tired of hitting on so many girls?
J: I use the buckshot approach. Shoot into a field full of deer and you're bound to hit one
by Mr HGC (Headie Gym Cock) December 16, 2011
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