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Doing an Ashley

1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.

2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.

Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.

See also "ashley".
1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."

Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"

2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
by ToonArmyMIA December 12, 2010
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bitch ass ashley

Bitch ass Ashley is a fake ass motherfucking friend that stabs you in the back.
by Mrs.maliekLand January 27, 2017
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the Ashleys

Deriving from the popular kids cartoon, Recess, the Ashleys are a group of girls who are arrogant, ignorant, and tend to think themselves higher than everyone else, so keep themselves to themselves.
Basically, the plastics from Meal Girls.
Whoa those girls are like the Ashleys from recess, they're so snobby!
by taigster22 January 5, 2008
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Keira Ashley

A beautiful girl who writes amazing poetry, she can be found on Allpoetry.com, but her screenname is always changing.
Did you read the latest poem by Keira Ashley? It was amazing.
by Someone That Is No One August 1, 2009
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ashlei

the coolest way to spell the common name ASHLEY.
it is also the nickname for the best ashley out there.
by Ashlei January 2, 2009
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ashley

ashley, weird. loud. absolutely hilarious.
Dude 1: yo, did you hear what ashley said in class today?!
Dude 2: yeah man, that chick is crazy! i LOLd all over the place.
Dude 1: dude, me too! we all love her! how could you not love that chick.
by poot cheaks May 20, 2010
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Ashleman

A name given to a large man with a large ego and a small penis. Usually brags about meeting famous people and doing heroic acts in the secret sector of the army, however these are all lies and can never be proven. Has two Chinese orphans, I mean his kids, who he swears can talk in 5 different languages but can barely talk.
You aren’t being a real Ashleman
by Daddybuck May 13, 2019
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