Asfg

When you want to write asf with a lot of "f" (ex: asfffffff) but you add some "g" instead because these two letters are one next to each other on the typeboard

Also if you want to say as fog instead of as fuck

Example 1
I hate fake nice people asfffffgggg

Example 2
You: Do you like metal?
Me: Yes, do you know doom metal?
You: Omg yes, you like it?
Me: maaaaan i like it asfg

by N.goldfish May 24, 2022

Asfuckin

used to indicate by comparison the way that something happens or is done Is such urgency the F word must me included

With the price of gas today, having your wife buy you a helicopter would cost just asfuckin much!!

by Knowledge passed dow by PopPop May 29, 2022

asfur

Ass-fur. a gorgeous women with beautiful eyes.

Asfur-she’s an asssfur

by uncultured June 12, 2022

Asfolto

You either like Asfolto because:

1. He’s hot
or
2. For the memes

Dude 1: Bro I just beat my meat to Asfolto and now I can’t feel my legs anymore
Dude 2: Dude go touch some grass

by TheGuyOnTheInternet? July 4, 2022

asfgjklasdfghjkl;'asdfghjkl;'.

When you slide your fingers across the middle of your keyboard.

"asfgjklasdfghjkl;'asdfghjkl;'." She said, letting her fingers glide thru the home row of her keyboard.

by nerijrnfjiwenvpijr July 29, 2022

ASFS

Variation of AF (as f*ck); acronym for As Sexy F*ckin S#it. It is used to put extreme emphasis on a comment/statement. For example, if a Woman is really attractive or is just absolutely stunning, one can say that she is "beautiful ASFS" or, using a slang for aggressively beautiful, "badddd ASFS". The slang word "baddddd" is like the adjective derivative for when a female is referred to (or refers to herself) as a "baddie".

A young man sees an attractive young lady walking her dog, and is stunned by her beauty and confidence as she walks by. Noticing this, she looks at him with a borderline serious stare, then winks and nods her head upwards at him before continuing to walk on by. Feeling both complimented by the attention, and disappointed by his inability to say anything, he gazed as she continued to guide her dog and said to himself, "She is beautiful ASFS".

by AYB BX August 12, 2023

asfutmsifwffutsh

a word said by the president himself, Joe Biden.

it means a hot minor from the usa

omg, do you see that asfutmsifwffutsh over there?

by Ginourmusdickman September 4, 2023