ASFS

Variation of AF (as f*ck); acronym for As Sexy F*ckin S#it. It is used to put extreme emphasis on a comment/statement. For example, if a Woman is really attractive or is just absolutely stunning, one can say that she is "beautiful ASFS" or, using a slang for aggressively beautiful, "badddd ASFS". The slang word "baddddd" is like the adjective derivative for when a female is referred to (or refers to herself) as a "baddie".

A young man sees an attractive young lady walking her dog, and is stunned by her beauty and confidence as she walks by. Noticing this, she looks at him with a borderline serious stare, then winks and nods her head upwards at him before continuing to walk on by. Feeling both complimented by the attention, and disappointed by his inability to say anything, he gazed as she continued to guide her dog and said to himself, "She is beautiful ASFS".

ASFS by AYB BX August 12, 2023

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asfsdfsadfasdg;lfdhg;ljfljg;jsadjgaiodsjgdkjfjhgsjldfgj

When ur bored so you mash random letters on your computer.

btw congradulations on finding this.

asfsdfsadfasdg;lfdhg;ljfljg;jsadjgaiodsjgdkjfjhgsjldfgj idk what I am doing

asfsdfsadfasdg;lfdhg;ljfljg;jsadjgaiodsjgdkjfjhgsjldfgj by JHONNAY June 30, 2020

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ASF's "Admin"

A hypocritical administrator of Air Soft Forum who took his own forum down to deliver a political message even though he has a strong opinion on not allowing others to express political issues on the forums. Also Admin is a complete douche and allows his forums to be overrun by newbs while prominent members and mods leave and go elsewhere

Elfenfire146: I really like this forum. I hope the Admin here doesn't turn out to be a crazy bastard like ASF's "Admin"

Admin (From ASF): Banned!!

ASF's "Admin" by Anonymous4chan December 29, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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