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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

The leader of Iran. A power hungry Jew hater. A twat. A liberal's wet dream for future leader of the world. A closet homosexual who masks this fact by being "macho" and calling for the eradication of the nation of Israel.
Person 1: "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a twat."
Person 2: "Yeah, what a power hungry Jew hater!"

Liberal Person 1: "OMG! I just had a wet dream about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in it, he was chaining all infidels to posts and having them beaten for not worshiping Allah!"

Liberal Person 2: "OMG, I want him so badly, we should all suck his cock, and bend over for him. I really hope he would choose me to fuck! His manliness makes my man-pussy quiver, even though he is a madman, and wants nuclear capability to destroy Israel. It's all George Bush's fault. It has nothing at all to do with the fact that his kind of hatred runs back for thousands of years, George Bush started it!"

Liberal 3: "We should solve all this diplomatically, let's have the UN send him a letter asking him not to kill every American and Jew. We can then all have a big orgy in Tehran! Yay!"
by TheGhostDeath March 15, 2008
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Armadillo Territory

That mythical land where people visit quite often whenever he or she get high. (i.e., smoking marijuana to get high)
Dude... let's go watch The Dark Side of Oz in Armadillo Territory!
by simplespeed February 17, 2010
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ampadicktreus

when you are able to jurk off with both hands
Joey watch this...

Hey you can jurk off with both hands your magical.

you must be ampadicktreus.
by joeyacocksuckingbitch March 31, 2010
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Armadillo Syndrome

when your friend acts very stupid, slow ,and or retarted.Asking question after question after question like you somehow know the answer.

Named because he is acting retarted like a real armadillo.

Word based off of the real animal.
joe:Hay dude tom had a seizure.
Noah:Oh man that sucks.
joe: ya it dose
tim: what is that
Joe it is a midical condition when your nurons in your brain missfire
tim: why?
joe:becaues he has epilipsie
tim:why?
joe:i dont know because he dose.
tim: ya but why dose he have epilepsie!
Noah:Oh my god you have horriable Armadillo Syndrome!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Noah: GOD you stupid retard stop being so fuckingannoying. GAY FAG!!!
by the answer is in your hand October 18, 2010
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Armadillo phone call

Prank call someone pretending to be an aroused armadillo
Oh my god Tommy totally did a armadillo phone call on me last night, it was hot !
by Joe Swanson 93 November 8, 2010
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Ahmad surya zidane imam poero

a nice person that awls help people and he also donate money to the poor
ahmad surya zidane imam poero you are so nice
by vipar1212 May 9, 2018
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armadeo

Someone who is usually a big bitch and has a small peepee He tends to act black and thinks he has the N word pass. He is also a homophobe. In conclusion to my thesis, Armadeo is not a good person.
“Did you hear what Armadeo said to her?”

“Yeah, it was such a bitchy move”

“I know! He’s honestly just so mean. I can’t stand him”
by Peepee sucker October 10, 2019
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