When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 01, 2016
by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017
Omg! They are so cute together. What an Alpha and Luna.
Have you seen them in the library? So Alpha and Luna reading Philosophy.
Oh yeah, a match made in heaven...very Alpha and Luna.
Have you seen them in the library? So Alpha and Luna reading Philosophy.
Oh yeah, a match made in heaven...very Alpha and Luna.
by Luna Stark November 18, 2019
by 22400michael February 23, 2011
A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.
by bobsknobs November 26, 2013
When your slang, way of speaking, and/or way of texting is contagious, and other people tend to copy or adopt it.
John: "I'm so tilted."
Sarah: "Since when did you start using the word 'tilted?'"
John: "I got it from Max. He has alpha mouth."
Sarah: "Since when did you start using the word 'tilted?'"
John: "I got it from Max. He has alpha mouth."
by bubbub123 March 15, 2021