After Jog Bog

The typically loose and barely controllable bowel movement that many distance runners experience immediately after a long run. Variant of after grog bog.

Jim: Great run, man. You want to grab a beer?

Tim: Thanks, but I better go before I have an after jog bog right here.

by Travlaki March 13, 2009

After-Jerk

The period after you jerk-off and u have cum all on ur hands and possibly yourself. And at this point u chose an activity that calms u down after ur session

Dude durrin my after-jerk i decide to watch some Spongebob

by boooooooosssssssss May 14, 2010

Cigarettes After Sex

The best musical group in the entire universe. If you've never heard one of there amazing songs before you aren't REALLY alive.

They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.

Maci: Do you listen to cigarettes after sex?
?: no
Maci: die.

by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie December 4, 2022

afties

Originating from the term 'afterhours.' The party that occurs after the bars close, usually circa 2:00am, usually involving techno music, fist pumping, and shots.

Dude we raged so hard at afties last night!

by Bneighbs July 27, 2010

Afterbirth

n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina immediately after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a watered down mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation.

Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.

See also: chunky beef stew

Sebastian fell to his knees, rolled out his tongue like a dog, and began laping up his wife's precious Afterbirth from the hospital floor.

by Quinn Mallory January 13, 2006

after party

A party after a party, a party when girls and guys get naughty and have drugs.

Welcome to the after party, hope that you feelin naughty, I'm leaving here with somebody, so you got me like WHOA WHOA WHOA

by Nabeel & Asim July 17, 2004

afterwit

a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.

After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.

REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."

(Later that day)

GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

by theclerk June 27, 2008