What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.

Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys

You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

by skrt skrrrrrrt December 10, 2018

fine ham abounds

When ham is flavorful, juicy, and well prepared the universal truth is that it's fucking good ham. "Fine ham abounds" can be substituted for "fucking good ham" in polite company.

Yeah I like it, it's really fucking good. Ooh, oops, I mean--fine ham abounds, mom.

by mootinator January 3, 2013

Abenezer

Abenezer is probably the nicest guy you’ll ever meet (once you get too know him) . He’s is a really funny person and try’s his hardest to be a better person. If you get to know him he’s a really calm person and his personality is great. Sometimes he’s a bit of a trouble maker. He really is a fun person to hang out with. he acts very wise and he try’s to give best advice everyone that he meets if they ask. He has so many skills and talents and he uses them to help himself and others throughout life. If you ever find one make sure not to lose him

Abenezer the nicest guy I’ve ever met in my whole entire life

by Decent people society November 3, 2019

Abof

A less known greeting used by users on IRC. Mostly used to greet people you have even the slightest respect towards.
Originated from the Stratic network's #Darkfall IRC channel. First used by a small group of forumfallers. The time this greeting was first used is only known to a group of 4 people of its original users.

Chatter1: Abof, sir!
Chatter2: Abof.
Chatter2 puts on his monocle.

by Leathe June 27, 2008

Being english about it

You don’t do people any favours, go above and beyond or do anything above your pay grade. If it does not benefit you directly you don’t want to know.

I asked Bill to help me but he was ignoring me and being english about it. He didn’t wanna know because the task is not in his job description.

by McVin July 23, 2021

set your heart ablaze

rengokus theme, makes me cry every time i think about it because of his death

“Set your heart ablaze, Go beyond your limits”

by junk0en0shima July 29, 2021

Abigail

Abigail is a girl who will stop her personal life and go help someone as soon as possible. She is a friend to everyone and laughs a lot. When it comes to family, heritage, and close friends, she doesn't mess around. She respects you as long as you respect her. She is a beautiful person on the inside and outside but sometimes she can be your WORSE nightmare if you push it. She is also very loyal and a great friend to lean on. Also give's great relationship advice and sometimes is not even in a relationship. Its just like how a coach teaches but doesn't play in the game. Overall, Abigail is the type of girl you'd want in your life.

Damn, I could really use some advice and a little laughter, I'll go to Abigail.
Abigail is the best person I know, I'm so glad she is in my life.

by bhadieabby<3 May 25, 2018