Dead Status

When someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your Facebook status. Them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. No one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.

____________ : Just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. My life is complete :D

^ 8 people like this

Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD

(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)

Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)

by jomama217 January 5, 2011

phil status

a state of drunkenness far past belligerence, but not yet passed out. Usually demonstrated by violence, and/or yelling.

"I was really wasted last night, but no where NEAR phil status."

by Dante White January 9, 2009

status rush

a situation where loads of people update their Facebook statuses in a short period of time, usually at Christmas or new years at 00.01am.

last years status rush for Christmas was the most i've ever seen.

by dj debby debs January 1, 2011

status dater

someone who will date another person only because of the type of job they have, the car they drive, how much they make, or what that person can do for them financially or socially

Ashley is a status dater because she only talks with him because he drives a nice car and gives her what she wants.

by Ashley O. April 1, 2008

status-stalk

When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.

Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."

Jill: "Why is that?"

Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."

by caranet July 8, 2009

metro status

When you don't have a car and must ride the Metro to get where you're going.

Q: Did you drive here?
A: Nah, tonight I'm on Metro Status.

by dc metro fan May 13, 2010

cum statue

When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.

Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.

by LRockizzle June 21, 2016