Chromomotoricae

The erratic visual coloured movements corresponding to the beat of the music.
Wavy coloured dancy things.

Chromomotoricae displayed on Windows Media Player

by Phil McAvity 1234567 February 23, 2013

Christmas cockblock

Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.

My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(

by C.Lit March 29, 2015

Chris Hansen Effect

The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".

"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."

by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017

Chronglius

The biggest of ape brains. Describes the dumbest of people. Or someone that is off the goop

Friend: "I think I'm a dumff." You, "Damn man you went full fucking chronglius there."

by bryan.jpg January 13, 2019

Christmas Cumming

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!

'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!

by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020

chromosomedrifter

a chromosomedrifter is a synonym for people that got a disability or something that get's referred to as a disability. (for example height on tinier people). this can also be used in a context to describe a dumb person that did something stupid (synonym for retard)

chromosomedrifter teammate ran it down mid, report him

by veryu November 30, 2020

Christevan

The most amazing guy you could ever know and meet. A literal transcription of God's eternal love for humanity. Not only kind, intelligent and empathetic, but also a sexy mofo with great abs. He is a badass, whose ass isn't bad at all. And he does all this without even trying. Now imagine him trying!

Example 1:
"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."

Example 2:
Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"

by Chad Broski Maximum April 22, 2022