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Jack Ma

A two person joke wherein participant A poses the question “Do you know who Jack Ma is?” to participant B. If participant B replies with “No, who is Jack Ma?” then Participant A ultimately concludes the joke with the sexual pun “Jack ma balls off” (itself a comedic phrase intended to sound like “Jack my balls off” but which includes the original individual in question named Jack Ma).
Dave: Yo have you ever heard of Jack Ma?
William: Who’s Jack Ma?
Dave: Jack Ma balls off!
William: oh dude you totally got me I did not see that coming.
by Jung Mook March 7, 2021
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Flap-jacking

Flatulence while sitting on the floor of a shower.
After a combination of Indian food and a long night, Susan often finds herself the next dat flap-jacking during her morning shower.
by Professor Know-A-Lotta March 9, 2021
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Jack and Georgia

A dynamic romantic duo unmatched in history. Sexual tension that could end a man's life, but not a healthy one but one on chemo or something.

They might not be together now but one day she'll realise true love was there all a long and she'll turn straight for him.

Jack is a true romantic and he'll do anything for her, ANYTHING.
1. Jack and Georgia weren't together yet but that wouldn't stop him from stalking her

2. Aadi may get to pretend to fuck her but one day Jack and Georgia will fuck.
3. Jack and Georgia fucked, he screamed AHHHH PIKACHU
by Bakeofftingz March 19, 2021
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Jack Deahler

The classic Tequila and soda, absolutely ungarnished. Rhyming slang.
“Jack Deahler, no bullshit please”

Don’t know what..something easy. Tequila?”
by M89ER May 1, 2021
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Jack Avery

Jack Avery is Jada McAllister-Avery's ( widsxwdw_la ) husband.
Woah is that Jack Avery!? Jada's husband? He's one lucky dude!
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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Jack Mormon

Somebody who is Mormon but does things that's looked down upon and is against what Mormon's should be doing. Aka against their rules. For example; does drugs or drinks liquor.
P.1: "Isn't that Bob over there snorting a line and drinking?"

P.2: "Yeah,"

P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"

P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"
by Naadnad14 December 5, 2022
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Jack FM

TL:DR, A radio station that is always “Playing What We Want”

Long definition: A network of stations that doesn’t have song requests and likes to viciously interrupt each bunch of songs in a row in favor of revenue generating. Also, their hotline is always abandoned other than recordings leaking into the radio. Don’t expect them to carry your favorite song, and they almost never feature country. They test songs in September and then change the lineup in November, but some songs may get lost forever (98.7 Jack FM, which is the best station, preserves every song ever played) Voiceover is done by Andrew Anthony, the same announcer from EA Sports and GEICO.
VO: Always play what we want in the crossroads: KTXN Victoria, 98.7 Jack FM.
by Speedqueen December 6, 2022
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