vagina smiling

when your vagina is swollen from estrus

Do you know how the mouse is in estrus? Her vagina smiling from all the stimulation of males in the room.

by Diva de Disco September 30, 2013

vagina daggers

Facial hair stabbing into a vagina. ie when a man has a stubbly beard when performing oral sex on a female.

When my husband went down on me after not shaving his face for a few days, it felt like vagina daggers.

by E tizzle February 8, 2014

Vagina Fringe

when your fringe separates in the middle, making it a vagina fringe

Wow, you seriously need to sort out your hair, it looks like a vagina fringe

by lewlhahaha March 5, 2014

vagina cart

A vagina cart is a cart that a weak man uses when he breaks his leg . The proper name is a knee scooter or a knee walker . When the man is to much of a pussy to use crutches , he might use a vagina cart to move around .

Hey Mike , look at Joe , he is using a vagina cart instead if crutches . What a pussy!!

by Pc289 March 10, 2014

Vagina Babble

Using the privilage of speech with little to no thought and too much emotion.

" When she starting talking and all I heard was Vagina Babble."
" No one wants to hear your Vagina Babble, grow a pair Bro."

by CobraCommander March 12, 2014

vaginal conceit

a woman's belief that all she has to do is show up and take off her clothes when she is having sex, as opposed to actually moving.

Her vaginal conceit is off the chain. She doesn't move at all during sex.

by drbillyg April 25, 2014

vagina meadow

A phenomenon that occurs when a woman has not shaved her pubic hair in a few days, but there's not enough hair to constitute a forest.

"I haven't showered in three days and now I have a vagina meadow."

by whimmaeha May 13, 2014