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Urban Dictionary

A place where people who have homework to do or have no life go to. They mainly consist of feminists, middle school students, and people who know how to read.
I have no life, so I made a definition on urban dictionary
by That1OffensiveGuy May 27, 2018
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A website children cannot use to find dictionary meanings when they leave theirs at school.
Homework: Find the meaning of “naughty”
Stoopid boi: uses urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: a sexy lady
Stoopid boy:...............
Teacher: BOI WHAT THE FU-
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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The one place where you find completely fake information about a person whose name you type in.
If you know someone whose name has a definition on URBAN DICTIONARY they are probably a Censored
by HeWhoKnowsTheTruth June 16, 2021
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Offers user-made definitions of stupid words and is not a reliable service. If you go to Urban Dictionary for actual definitions, you are stupid and deserve what's coming to you.
Ugh, Jane thinks I hate her 'cause I said I'd spoon her. She read spooning was something bad on Urban Dictionary.
by MakiMura April 22, 2019
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An apparently pile-of-dirt version of Wikipedia. I don't visit this place very often, but if there are 70+ definitions for "Urban Dictionary" and around 90% of them say that it's basically a place where immature youth complain about everything and turn innocent words into sexual innuendo....there's probably some truth to it.

Ironically, these 70 or so people are all complaining about the same things and giving Copy-Paste + Thesaurus definitions themselves. In other words, they're saying the same things over and over in slightly different ways.
Person defining Urban Dictionary: This site used to be good until it was overrun by ignorant 16 year-old retards who whine and complain, write definitions for fake words, etc.

Next definer: A site where stupid teenagers make idiotic definitions for dumb words. Used to be good until 2005.

Person 3: urbandictionary was great until 2005, when it was taken over by teens (the dumbest people in the world) who just whine, make up dumb words, and stereotype people.

Etc.....
by Taiki Chiba June 9, 2018
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A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.

So let me show you some real-life searches i did.
me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"

So thats what urban dictionary is.
by scarful23 December 10, 2020
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the place you go when you’re bored as fuck and wanna know literally anything
by dyl O’Brien November 17, 2019
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