Facehooker 

A person who continuously adds 'friends' to their friends list on Facebook, though many-or-most are actually strangers or simply casual acquaintances, solely for the purpose of appearing popular on Facebook: Facehooker
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."

"I received an FB friend request today from a chic I've never met. She apparently wants to 'know' me, wants me to be number 820!?! What a Facehooker!"

Facehooker by faroutly April 7, 2010

facehook

A facebook status contrived to solicit comments from friends by deliberately posting nebulous statements designed to entice curiosity.

Examples of hypothetical facehooks:

Jon Doe has made a significant change in his life.

Jane Doe hopes last night never happens again.

Bill Thomas did something he thought he'd never do.

facehook by Cragdor September 1, 2010

Fakebooker

Someone who posts deliberately misleading status messages to a social networking site such as Facebook or Twitter in an effort to appear smarter, nicer or more appealing than they actually are.

Gosh, did you see Katie's status today commenting on Einstein's Theory of Relativity? She is so smart!" "Nah, she copied that from a book. She's a total Fakebooker.

Fakebooker by Alliterati October 27, 2010

facecooked 

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos you have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day [will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011

Fakebook 

Creating a profile that is not you, with a fake name and details, possibly for the reason to spy on someone you don't want to know is you

Dude1: "Omg I can't believe she's blocked me"
Dude2: "Create a fakebook and add her to mess up her page!"

Fakebook by Wraithous July 3, 2008

faceboobing 

Trolling through Facebook looking for sweet cleavage pics.

"Who is the chick in that picture, she's got a sweet rack!?"

"I have no idea, I just found it while I was faceboobing."

faceboobing by mc dc September 19, 2009

facebookin' 

browsing on facebook

I'm facebookin' right now, how about you?

facebookin' by Joann W. April 2, 2007