Douche Old

How a douche bag can look older than they really are.

How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?

Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.

by microk December 16, 2010

The old Kanye

The old Kanye was the Kanye that everyone misses, the old Kanye was the Kanye that everybody respected, the old Kanye wasn’t a Nazi, the old Kanye is the Kanye we need back but we will never get back

I miss the old Kanye

by Yeezu$ February 13, 2024

Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

Olds

Outdated news, most famously referenced in the video H3H3 VS Keemstar- Content Misinformation by Atozy.

"Did you hear about Leafy coming back to Youtube?"

"Yeah but that was awhile ago man, its olds."

by SarahSigns May 30, 2020

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

14 year old

the kids who are in middle school or just began high school. They go out to parties every single week. They are very dumb and only turn 14 so they can stay high all night

12-14 year olds: *at a party*
14 year olds: drink up little kid
10 and 11 year olds who snuck in: umm, ok?
*11 and 10 year old getting drunk*

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022

Old Towny

An alternative way to describe the Old Town of some historical cities.

Friend: "Look at where I am!"

You: "What a beautiful place; it's very Old Towny"

by AuthenticDefinitions November 22, 2023