Grandpas' Eyebrows 

Grandpas' Eyebrows... their everywhere...

Being all over the place, or crazy. Rarely used for items, more used for people.

Billy shouted at Wanda for no reason AGAIN- Zach

Yeah man hes like Grandpas' Eyebrows- Tyler

Grandpas' Eyebrows by Rock Dagger April 27, 2010

Doom Eye 

A condition of nausea caused by playing 1st person video games such as Doom.

Brett laughed when George threw up from getting Doom Eye while playing video games.

Doom Eye by Papagee May 6, 2010

Sock-eye salmon 

A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.

Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.

Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!

Sock-eye salmon by Cliford Bauford III November 18, 2010

Lazy Eyed Jones 

A noun - A women with unusual demeanor and unorthodox ways of seducing men. Mostly direct, can be seen sucking face before a formal introduction. Often does not go home alone. May or may not have a super human ability to look in two directions at the same time. Gets what she came for.

A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.

A noun-

Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.

It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.

A verb -

What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.

I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.

Lazy Eyed Jones by GoforGlory April 6, 2011

chong eye 

The way the eyes look droopy and tired when a person has taken some sort of drug.

After smoking all that gange , connor had chong eyes

chong eye by Tom Hollingsworth July 11, 2011

Ass Eyer 

Somebody who likes to look at asses.

"Dude did you see that girls ass." "Fucking ass eyer, your a perve."

Ass Eyer by Cheeseheadbobpants November 15, 2011

Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.

"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."

Idiot eyes by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011