futon dick

Futon dick

A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.

by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023

Dick day

National day were u can ask any one to suck your shlungus and they have to say yes

Me:hey bitch suck my dick
Her:well it is national suck dick day

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Mango dick

A Urushiol outbreak on ones genitals similar to a poison ivy outbreak caused by receiving oral sex immediately after your wife eats a mango too close to its skin.

Dude my wife ate a mango and sucked my dick right after....apparently if you eat a mango too close it it’s skin, it can cause a poison ivy like outbreak around the lips...now I got mango dick and it’s dry and itchy man what the fuck did I do to deserve this shit

by Sweatpant crook December 13, 2020

dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 18, 2021

dick dier

a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.

*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier

or

lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*

by muph October 11, 2021

Dick Hatch

Slang for mouth

Holly: Let's be honest, the Braves are not a good team.

Taylor: Shut your dick hatch, woman!

by Sir Buttons October 31, 2021

dick germs

when a male ruts himself against an object, the said object will have his "dick germs". advised not to have any kind of physical contact with infected area.

.. : why're you running rounds just because someone's chasing you with a broomstick ?
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!

by cremapie August 25, 2021