A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.
Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
by The Duke28 August 23, 2011
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Get the dick in the back mug.a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.
*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier
or
lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier
or
lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*
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Get the Dick Hatch mug.when a male ruts himself against an object, the said object will have his "dick germs". advised not to have any kind of physical contact with infected area.
.. : why're you running rounds just because someone's chasing you with a broomstick ?
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!
by cremapie August 25, 2021
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Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.
Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.
Nobody likes a dick heffa.
Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.
Nobody likes a dick heffa.
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