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Walking Tabs

When someone posts their nudes/sex tapes across several platforms, with the ability of seeing them on several different tabs on your computer.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that *insert name* started an OF, and posts on xvideos?"

Person 2: "Really? Damn, I always knew that bitch would be walking tabs at some point. She for the streets"
by She_A_Hoe January 27, 2025
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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
by anonymous January 28, 2025
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A Taber

(noun) A person who tabes. Tabe means to Turn A Blind Eye (T-A-B-E).
When a person observes injustice being done to you or aother person and they keep quiet or don't act, they are tabers.

For example, if in a meeting, the boss wants to sanction a colleague for not responding to a mail after work hours, (knowing well that this employee has no responsibility to the boss after work hours) and no one calls the boss to order , they are turning a blind eye on the injustice and are therefore, Tabers.

A person who is under the influence of the bystander effect. In psychology, the bystander effect is a social psychological theory that states that individuals are less likely to offer help to a victim in the presence of other people.

A person who believes it is none of their business.
Jerry: Paul, look, the government is double-taxing us, you are the deputy mayor, do something about it
Paul: Hmm, well.. I don't really intrude in his affairs, he is the mayor
Jerry: You're a Taber! You cannot even defend the people.

Sam: John you know your friends are not my friends, and everytime they mock my shoes, you just stand there and say nothing
John: I don't want to offend them, they were just having fun
Sam: No, you're supposed to be my friend and speak up for me, but you're just a taber!
by TanaClarke February 28, 2026
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Penguin Table

Penguin Table described when there is an awkward silence at a table.
"During the Thanksgiving feast with my family, it was a penguin table"
by Cubed3D February 13, 2025
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Timmy tabby toes

someone who is super cute and silly

it originates from a REALLY cute cat called Timmy tabby toes on the rspca website ( go adopt him he's so cute )
your so timmy tabby toes
by kaislistions February 18, 2025
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White Table Cloth

High end steakhouse with private booth and white table cloth...
My old lady took me to this nice restaurant and gave me a hand job under the white table cloth....
by Cheese N Cecil February 25, 2025
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Bunk Tabsmen

It’s self explanatory when you break it down…Just ask yourself, what is more bunk than bunk tabs? The answer would be absolutely nothing. Therefore, if you are a bunk tabsmen you are a bottom of the barrel, boring, lame person.

Keep in mind: Bunk is bad and tabs refers to acid.
Mr. Zarrehparvar: "Wanna go kick it at Ginas?"

Mr. Jones: "Yeahhh no, not really. She's a huge Bunk Tabsmen bro."

Mr. Zarrehparvar: "Oh damn nevermind then."
by wobbyj March 3, 2025
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