Definitions by TanaClarke
TTNH
Often used when someone on Twitter or Linkedin tells a ridiculous story that even a baby knows that it never happened
Tweet or Linkedin Post: I was going for an interview and I saw a hungry dog, I fed the dog and I was late for my interview. When I arrived at the company for my interview, I explained why I was late and the Hiring Manager told me that he was not upset and it was just a test, He (the Hiring Manager) was the dog.
Reply: TTNH - Things That Never Happened
Reply: TTNH - Things That Never Happened
TTNH by TanaClarke April 8, 2026
A Taber
(noun) A person who tabes. Tabe means to Turn A Blind Eye (T-A-B-E).
When a person observes injustice being done to you or aother person and they keep quiet or don't act, they are tabers.
For example, if in a meeting, the boss wants to sanction a colleague for not responding to a mail after work hours, (knowing well that this employee has no responsibility to the boss after work hours) and no one calls the boss to order , they are turning a blind eye on the injustice and are therefore, Tabers.
A person who is under the influence of the bystander effect. In psychology, the bystander effect is a social psychological theory that states that individuals are less likely to offer help to a victim in the presence of other people.
A person who believes it is none of their business.
When a person observes injustice being done to you or aother person and they keep quiet or don't act, they are tabers.
For example, if in a meeting, the boss wants to sanction a colleague for not responding to a mail after work hours, (knowing well that this employee has no responsibility to the boss after work hours) and no one calls the boss to order , they are turning a blind eye on the injustice and are therefore, Tabers.
A person who is under the influence of the bystander effect. In psychology, the bystander effect is a social psychological theory that states that individuals are less likely to offer help to a victim in the presence of other people.
A person who believes it is none of their business.
Jerry: Paul, look, the government is double-taxing us, you are the deputy mayor, do something about it
Paul: Hmm, well.. I don't really intrude in his affairs, he is the mayor
Jerry: You're a Taber! You cannot even defend the people.
Sam: John you know your friends are not my friends, and everytime they mock my shoes, you just stand there and say nothing
John: I don't want to offend them, they were just having fun
Sam: No, you're supposed to be my friend and speak up for me, but you're just a taber!
Paul: Hmm, well.. I don't really intrude in his affairs, he is the mayor
Jerry: You're a Taber! You cannot even defend the people.
Sam: John you know your friends are not my friends, and everytime they mock my shoes, you just stand there and say nothing
John: I don't want to offend them, they were just having fun
Sam: No, you're supposed to be my friend and speak up for me, but you're just a taber!
A Taber by TanaClarke February 28, 2026
Cash or Transfer?
This is an expression used by most Uber drivers in Nigeria when they pick up a new request by phone call or when the passenger approaches the door. They usually want to verify how they will be paid since many of them need cash instantly and Uber remits the drivers after a few days when the passenger pays with the card on the app.
It is also used when you want to humorously or indirectly ask someone to pay for a service or a favour. By asking "Cash or Transfer?" You are going straight to asking the person how they would prefer to pay, skipping the part where you tell them that they would be charged for the service.
You can also use it to ask a person how they prefer to be paid or sent money (in the case of gifts).
It is also used when you want to humorously or indirectly ask someone to pay for a service or a favour. By asking "Cash or Transfer?" You are going straight to asking the person how they would prefer to pay, skipping the part where you tell them that they would be charged for the service.
You can also use it to ask a person how they prefer to be paid or sent money (in the case of gifts).
Peter: John, my laptop cable is bad again, can I borrow yours, please?
John: Cash or Transfer?
Peter: John, you're crazy 😂😂😂
Stephanie: Hello Sir, I'm your rider to Beverly Hills
Uber Driver: Cash or Transfer?
Gardener: I have finished the job, I'm ready to leave
Child: Ok, I'll tell my mum, she's the one who would pay you.
Gardener: Cash or transfer? Because I don't want bank issues or delay, plus they always take bank charges and my payment received will be incomplete.
Child: So, you would prefer cash. I'll tell my mum.
John: Cash or Transfer?
Peter: John, you're crazy 😂😂😂
Stephanie: Hello Sir, I'm your rider to Beverly Hills
Uber Driver: Cash or Transfer?
Gardener: I have finished the job, I'm ready to leave
Child: Ok, I'll tell my mum, she's the one who would pay you.
Gardener: Cash or transfer? Because I don't want bank issues or delay, plus they always take bank charges and my payment received will be incomplete.
Child: So, you would prefer cash. I'll tell my mum.
Cash or Transfer? by TanaClarke February 28, 2026