Huge Sucking Vortex of Ineptitude

Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin

This team is unquestionably a huge sucking vortex of ineptitude.

by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018

suck my clit

girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.

dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds

Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it

by iluvtaylortots December 26, 2024

Super suck September

Super suck September is where you suck someone off and they can't get mad. Like your boss you classmate your teacher you dad my brother.. And it's not gay or Alabama

Super suck September is in September

by 11-14-19 October 1, 2020

the chicago red shoot-n-suck

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.

"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"

by bigdog4448 June 13, 2020

Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.

Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.

by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024

Suck Some Soup

draw into the mouth by contracting the muscles of the lip and mouth to make a partial vacuum in the asshole.

Evan was having an intimate time with Michael when Michael moved down from the shaft to the balls then to the asshole and proceeded to Suck Some Soup.

by RichardMills March 13, 2022

National Suck Dick Day

On May 7th national suck suck day begins. Girls make sure to suck some dick anyones fr.

"Did you know today was National Suck Dick Day

by Ettttettt May 6, 2022