besa me culo

Commonly used Spanish insult meaning "Kiss my ass". Use cautiously if you're a gringo. To many Hispanics it means closer to "Kiss my asshole" than "Kiss my ass".
"Besa me culo, pendejo".
Kiss my asshole, stupid.
Kiss my ass, stupid.
by Jim69 January 28, 2007
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Crunch-a-tize me

The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.
"Crunch-a-tize me" Max begged, and I did as he asked. It was a thrilling experience for both of us
by therealCap'nCrunch May 29, 2015
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Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.
Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”
by JustFknDone September 14, 2018
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Windows ME 2

See Windows Vista.

Microsoft promised Windows Vista would be better. In the end it turned out to be not only worse, but infested with all kinds of things that track and monitor everything you do on your computer, even when you're offline. By the way, if you want to disable them you can't. Many have (appropriately) nicknamed it Windows ME 2.
When looking for a new OS a friend of mine suggested Windows Vista. But I decided I didn't want Microsoft breathing down my neck and I didn't want an OS that's about as stable as a poorly made block of C-4 in the passenger seat of a Ford truck driving on the bumpiest road in the world. So I got Linux instead. If you really want Windows, go with Windows XP, as it's the only stable version of Windows. Just don't get Windows ME 2.
by Synthiv February 13, 2008
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so sue me

Phrase/sentence used to express aloofness for another. It is meant to mitigate a situation by bluffing it to be a bigger deal than it is.

Origin: This phrase/sentence was commonly used in the 1990s by students after the proliferation of legal litigation's in the media against large corporations.

The most notable examples that accelerated this phrase/sentence would be the people rising to sue large corporations such as McDonald's. People suing each other for little conflicts has also strengthened the use of the phrase.

However, in the 2000s, the RIAA's strike back, suing even children, has brought "so sue me" it a abrupt stop.
Person 1: Dude, stop stealing my curly fries. I hate it with a passion!
Person 2: So sue me.
Person 1: Aiyah, whatever.
by 881 February 21, 2006
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dab me up

a sweet hand shake, grab up and then pull out with a slide snap.
dab me up?

*handshake deployed
by let'stakeadab July 25, 2011
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has me dead

Something that kills you inside and stresses you out
That movie has me dead it was so bad
by Offical dictionary August 13, 2017
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