tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.

"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.

tap the tent by boppa23 February 3, 2018

Keep the tea in the pot 

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.

did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.

Keep the tea in the pot by lilv February 26, 2018

Pin the tail in the donkey 

Erotic reimagination of the popular party game. Female blindfolds male before rotating him 10 full turns. She must then assume the doggy position. It is the goal of the male to pin his 'tail' inside the ass of the mule.

That party last weekend was rad, bro

Dude we can't be friends anymore, the guests all left after you tried to initiate a game of pin the tail in the donkey

Whatever man, that chick took dick like a true hero

Pin the tail in the donkey by God backwards is Dog May 18, 2018

Jack The Tripper 

When high on drugs, the act of tripping and hallucinating extreme visions of murdering people (normally women in questionable lines of work).

"Why is Ben cutting the floor with a plastic knife?"
"I think he's done a Jack The Tripper, innit.."

Jack The Tripper by C L G June 3, 2018

dab the tip

To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.

Guy 1: "You're only 30 and you dab the tip?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I didn't want to get my underwear dirty."

dab the tip by yes juanito yes June 19, 2018

Cut The Turtle 

“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.

“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”

“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle”

Cut The Turtle by Larry2017 July 25, 2018

Slather The Taco

female masturbation sometime taco slashing depending on the intensity

i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home

Slather The Taco by Skwealbag September 27, 2018