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A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
Yo bro, I cringed so damn hard when I saw that shit my Uncle and his immature friends posted on Facebook - Jason

Yeah, Facebook is also known for making their users say they have 3,000 friends, but those are fake friends for them because they never fucking met them and don’t know where they live. Facebook should be called Fuckbook - Greg
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 19, 2023
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The Zuck’s empire, Facebook is a social media website similar to stuff like twitter and instagram where you can post random updates about life, or join groups and do similar stuff there. Weirdly popular among mums and older people, causing the horrible minion plague to emerge, inevitably leading to the creation of the ‘Facebook mum’ term to fit the archetype of older people, usually women, who use Facebook and enjoy bad memes with minions slapped on them.
“I use Facebook, do you have a Facebook account?”
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
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im your your friend on facebook
by notafemboylover January 10, 2024
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Facebook Cambodians

Facebook Cambodians are Cambodian people who use other Cambodians on Facebook for advice, facts, or news. Regardless if it makes sense or not, Facebook Cambodians believe in each other.
I learned from the Facebook Cambodians that putting lettuce on your shoulders will heal all pain.
by King Khmer November 25, 2024
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A company that was started by a Georgia Tech student, although marketing and misinformation has falsely identified Harvard brats as the inventors. This is false. Mark Cuckerberg and his Nazi entourage (as well as the splintered group who are basically Soviets pretending to be a Scandinavian faction) did not invent Facebook as they do not know technology and innovation from their ass, and are in fact thieves.
College Bro 1: Dude, Harvard sucks. They stole Facebook and gave that little cunt Mark Cuckerberg an honorary doctorate! MIT is WAY BETTER than Harvard! It's for actual smart people!
College Bro 2: Yeah, but Georgia Tech is better. It's for fucking geniuses that redefine balls to the wall smart. They make MIT students look like 5th graders. Which means Harvard kids are fucking brain dead zombies.
by Collegeman5 January 24, 2024
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Facebook sugarbaby

it's a woman who is on social media. She only talks to guys and flirts with them to con them out of money! It's usually the older retirement they prey upon.
1st guy: Dude look at this chic I met on fb! She's amazing! Almost to good to be true.
2nd guy: Dude I know her she is a f Facebook sugarbaby! Don't give her your money! that's all she wants!
1st guy: Dammit! I already sent her $100!
by HBJR51501976 March 18, 2024
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Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes
Yup. You're getting Facebooked
by WordWhammer July 23, 2024
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