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Chris Ryan Disease 

The medical condition when one is so sexually attracted to a black woman that he will throw himself onto her in a sexual rage that cannot be stopped by any force on the face of this god given free land.
Mike: "God dammit wei, i thought i told you to control yourself when we are walking on the street. You always go nuts when a black chick walks by, this is the third time you've taken your cock out and asked her to jack you off like a goddamn baboon."

Wei: "Ahh man come on. I just have that Chris Ryan Disease. It's a medical condition and not my fault. When i see a black girl, this sexual urge comes over me and i can not control myself."

The Ryan 

The one guy at a party that gets super horny when drunk. Is usually an outcast otherwise. He gets so aroused, he even screws various objects.
Party Host: Dude wtf there's jizz all over my McChicken. Which one of you assholes is being the Ryan?

Gay ryan 

Gay ryan's usually love cock. And butt stuff. Tend to find them at the gym skipping leg day and only focusing on arms.
Is that a chicken? Oh wait it's just gay ryan with his little legs.
Gay ryan by Tybooo September 10, 2018

matt ryan 

Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons football team of the National Football League. Looks like a 40 year-old lesbian.
Wow, look at that middle-aged lesbian....oh no wait, that's matt ryan!
matt ryan by hambone skeet skeet October 8, 2013

Matt Ryan 

The best qb in the league. yeah he went 4-12, but but because he had a sh!t line. He still was top 3 around those rookies. In 2012, he raped Peyton Manning.

he will win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years.
Who just made Drew Brees look like sh!t again? Matt Ryan
Matt Ryan by b17 January 19, 2014
The act of lifting one's foot off the ground, placing it into a urinal/toilet and urinating down the leg such that the urine drips from the foot into the recepticle.
I almost got caught by Larry in Accounting while I was busting a Meg Ryan in the John.
Meg Ryan by ToastmasterSmith September 24, 2011