A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003

Cramalot 

A place of storage that is overflowing or crowded with collected items that one may or may not ever use again.
(mostly used in referral to a remote storage building or area)

I need to go to my Cramalot to find some winter clothes but it so full of stuff that it will take me at least an hour to find the right box

Cramalot by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

Cram 

The sound any horned animal makes when it butts something in voiceovers videos made my comedian Tony Baker.

“Cram!”

“Cram!”

Cram by progeny October 28, 2018

Creamy Steamer 

Taking a shit while jerking off

Ryan took a creamy steamer, it was very messy!

Creamy Steamer by Stephen Blair April 26, 2008

Creamy goblin 

When you produce Siemen into a cup and put whip cream on it and drink it

Stacey: MARK GIVE MY A CREAMY GOBLIN
Mark:sure honey jizz

Creamy goblin by 12345555540202992838;84 June 2, 2016

Dusty Creamcone 

Fucking a woman over 53 years of age and splooging inside her. When you pull out you have dust and cream all over your cock.

So I banged Betty White yesterday and had the biggest Dusty Creamcone afterwards. My dick was covered in dust and pussy residue.

Dusty Creamcone by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011

Philly Creampie 

A verb that describes the act of going to the City of Philadelphia and performing a creampie while also getting your car towed.

My buddy got Philly Creampied last night.

I hate meeting my chick at her place in the city, I always get Philly Creampied because there's never anywhere to park.

That chick was totally worth the Philly Creampie.

Philly Creampie by Official HOOR October 18, 2020