one-beamer

Someone who’s car only has one headlight because the other one’s bulb is burn out, meant to be used in a negative connotation

Look at that one-beamer; I’m surprised he can see the road at all!

by joshington456 January 11, 2026

filling the beaker

Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.

Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.

by penis beaker October 10, 2013

sticky dick beaters

someones hands

Get your sticky dick beaters off of me!

by buttmunn May 8, 2017

gay justin beaber

Gay bastered.

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by Qwryfg May 11, 2018

emotional support beverage

The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant

The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

The Buzzer Beater

It's the high intensity and dangerous act of holding your shit until you cant no more. You the sash for the toilet and last second get it in for a Buzzer Beater

I ate a huge curry and I needed a shit so I did a The Buzzer Beater

by Mark1717 December 8, 2020