Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

ur

mom

ur is gay

by macoroni box July 2, 2019

ur mom

its a bitch ass mom

ur mom! SHE IS A MF!

by ur mf mom ppl April 14, 2022

Ur parents homo

A hypothetical insult so powerful that upon usage will create a seismic blast that collapses the fabric of reality and destroying the universe and maybe a few others

Bob: Ur parents homo
Rob: *gets reduced to scraps*
Bob: *explodes*
Universe: *gets wiped from existence*

by A Big Fat Failure. July 2, 2021

Ur dad

Someone I fucked

I did Ur dad

by Your favorite gay transmasc July 19, 2022

Ur mom

Legit the words you hear atleast once everyday in a middle school

Ean: I had tacos last night

Ivan: I had ur mom last night

by Jaye Leo May 13, 2022

ur mom

a large type of cow that is very pretty and enjoys being milked

person one "my favorite cow is ur mom"

by outdoltudlutd March 22, 2022