uber fuck

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to fuck each other, cum and clean up before the Uber/Lyft calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I am about to order a ride to dinner; you down for an Uber Fuck?!

by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019

Pussy fuck

Someone who's a chicken shit

Has no balls to step up to the plate
Fearfull

Your a pussy fuck

by Oddlee July 24, 2016

old as fuck

When someone has hit a certain age where they can start applying for a mobility scooter

Omg you are old as fuck

by Hodge87 December 7, 2013

fist fuck

to insert a fist into someones pussy or ass

Jim fist fucked his girlfriend in her twat.

by Bob October 5, 2003

Lucid fuck

-noun. loo-sid fuhk

A fuck in a lucid dream. An exceptionally realistic, intense sex dream, where you are able to control the direction in which the shagging flows. Often a lucid fuck is better than the realisation of that fuck, primarily because after shagging Erin in 21 different positions you can fly off on your invisible hover bike (with the custom chrome spokes) to join your buddies for a quick gin and tonic before waking up.

Ben: Shit man, you know that Edith from the office, fucked her last night. 
Jerry: Great. How was it?
Ben: Not good, she was far filthier in that Lucid fuck I had last weekend.

by Al Cawdrey September 29, 2009

Safe as fuck

Perverted from the British slang safe, which meant everything from cool to "hello", depending upon context, "safe as fuck" is used to refer to being high, low, or stoned in any context, whether intentionally or not. There is an aspect of the term that is connected to just how out-of-touch the person using the term is; generally, if someone is high enough to use the term, they are only safe in their own minds and should not drive, operate machinery, etc.

Person 1: "Mate, are you fuckin' high?"
Person 2: "Safe as fuck, man, safe as FUCK."

by BaddestMFintheValley March 21, 2011

gum fuck

Oral pleasure normally given by the older generation as they have no teeth.

"I heard that there Wayne Rooney loves a bit of a gum fuck off that old granny down the local brothel."

by The Strut September 29, 2004