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penis monger

wow that penis monger sure does love the penis
by frankly honest March 24, 2008
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penis up

1. To commit wholeheartedly to a goal, usually drawing on all of one's courage.

2. To bring players forward in an attack-oriented formation in soccer.
1. Stop dreaming about telling your boss to fuck off. Just penis up and do it.

2. We're down 4 goals with 15 minutes left. Now is the time to penis up.
by KevintheOH September 18, 2008
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Asian penis

Referencing to the fact that Asians have a different penis than your everage joe. In general, they are smaller. In a study done of 113 nations, measuring male average penis size, Congo and African countries were at the top , around 18cm when erect. Americans were around 13 cm.
North Korea and south Korea were at 9.8.
The other definitions on here are clearly written by some insecure Asians trying to debunk the truth.
Obviously not all Asians have small dicks, but it's more likely and the average.
Since Kim Jong Un has Asian penis he makes all his white and black civilians s cut length off their dick so that he can have the bigger penis and pretend he is exempt from Asian penis curse.
by Trustjpl May 31, 2021
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penis

a male extremidy used to pee, have sex, repopulate the earth. can be seen on some females.
tia lee of greene new york has a penis. proven fact, saw it in the dictionary.
by thesmartone29301 March 8, 2009
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penis sneeze

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.
*atchu*

====8 ~~~
by Haleigh April 12, 2005
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Penis Koginos

When a person, (usually a female) has lazy nipples and dents in their boobs. It comes from being titty fucked too much.
My best friend has a very bad case of Penis Koginos.
by GoodHooker94 May 6, 2011
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penis platter

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.
by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008
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