penis crust 

crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)

my penis crust is very itchy today dear watson.

penis crust by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

Penis Sweater 

A penis sweater is a term used to describe a condom.

I put on my penis sweater and made sweet love.

Penis Sweater by Jack N. Dick December 10, 2006

penis anus 

A shortened version of the insult "penis up anus" which is used as a greeting.

Jonny: Penis anus.
Jimmy: Hi Jonny.

penis anus by Phil January 16, 2004

penis cowboy 

Occurs when one man spreads barbecue sauce (preferably Bull's Eye) on another man's scrotum. The man who spread the sauce then proceeds to lasso the scrotum to the point where the blood stops flowing to the penis, thus forming a tip resembling that of a cowboy's hat.

Hey Johnny, you should really watch out for the penis cowboy. I've heard of some weird things going on at that place.

penis cowboy by JayJayDesaree January 27, 2007

penis breathe

when a chick or guy has sucked to much cock that their breathe stinks of some bad cock.

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penis breathe by john smith November 26, 2003

Penis Size Calculator 

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

Penis Size Calculator by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008

Penis Pump 

Tori n. This word's meaning started off as a joke and then came to become what it is today as a popular term of teens.

hey, Penis Pump, come here and talk to me.

Penis Pump by Schmeagle March 22, 2005