Cookie Monster

BEWARE! he will steal your cookies

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”

by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025

Semen monster

A person who’s loves to have multiple black partners and they take turns releasing semen inside of them.

I got a semen monster for use tonight(New York slang)

by Htdghhjh April 1, 2025

Cock monger

Can’t get enough cock no matter what, needs cock anytime and anyplace, will go to extensive lengths to get some cock, cock mongers will drain you dry

Dude she is a cock monger, she is definitely a keeper

by 47Slabside April 15, 2025

Reality Monster-y

Because, unlike Jordan Peterson, I know that your asking whether or not I'm willing to make an affirmative claim regarding a creator deity.

Hym "That being said... It is a little reality monster-y though... It would be a shame if it didn't. Can't kill it if it doesn't exist. So, yeah, no but I hope so. I also don't care."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.

He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster

by Borderline_Savant May 8, 2025

Throwdness Monster

A monster that lurks in the shadows, as you drink alcoholic beverages. It causes there victims to drink excessively, in large quantities with no resistance. When there victims are intoxicated, the monster takes control of there soul and causes the victim to act in a uncontrollable manner.

Dude, last night you was attacked by the Throwdness Monster..im gonna need you to replace my TV.

by Bananasonfire May 8, 2025

Testicle Monster

Someone that tickles your balls as they suck you off.

"My friend is a testicle monster"

by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025